One computer screen is insufficient.
Aliases are places to put things.
You pick out logos you’ve worked with while watching TV.
You can identify fonts in under a minute.
You browse fonts in your spare time.
You’ve heard of Cox Manheim.
You have a lanyard collection.
You know the lyrics to Spanish songs, even though you don’t speak Spanish.
You have been hit by a stressball.
You no longer sign your name on things—you just initial them.
You’re entire wardrobe has the Namifier logo on it.You are seriously considering buying Corel 13 for your home computer.
You have gone to www.namifiers.com just for the heck of it.
Work parties seem like a big family reunion.
P.M.S. stands for Pantone Matching System.
You can color match in 2 cards.
You have scars from laser material cuts.
You remember the blue building.
When you started, you worked for The Nametag Source.
You can guess the size of a tag by looking at it.
You advise people how to design their nametags.
You can correctly pronounce ‘Namify.’
You look at people’s nametags and think, “we could do so much better.”
You look at nameplates/nametags and tell people whether they are full color, laser engraved, rotary engraved, or silk screened.
You know what vector artwork is and request it.
The people at the UPS store know you better than your next door neighbor.
You know that 3/8” is equal to 0.375.
You know that credit card size is 2 1/8”x3 3/8”.
You think Expo cleans everything.
You spell ‘quality’ k-o-a-l-a-t.
You can tell that the tape came from Office Max by the smell.
You work in a pod.
You know what Sneddon would do.
You know that standard rounding is 3/16”.
You have worked on Extra Space Storage.
You have given an engraved gift to someone.
You’re right bicep is bigger than your left bicep from all that cutting.
You judge the temperature during winter by how many layers you wear to work.
You need a map to find the AE’s offices, because they are always moving.
You see other people’s lanyards and start pricing them and creating orders in your head.
You speak analogese.
You can fit 100 tube lanyards in a small security box. (shipper’s pride, baby).